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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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