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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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