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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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