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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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