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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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