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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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