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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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