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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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