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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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