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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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