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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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