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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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