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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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