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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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