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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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