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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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