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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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