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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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