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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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