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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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