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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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