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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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