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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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