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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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