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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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