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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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