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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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