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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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