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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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