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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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