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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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