Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.