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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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