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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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