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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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