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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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