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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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