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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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