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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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