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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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