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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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