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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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