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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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