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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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