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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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