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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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