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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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