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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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