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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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