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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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