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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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