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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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