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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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