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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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