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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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