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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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