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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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