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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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