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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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