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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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