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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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