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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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