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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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