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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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