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Pet death
My
uncle
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Oscar
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
a wild boar 🐗
a cheetah 😺
an elephant 🐘
a bull 🐮
a velociraptor 🦖
a lynx 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a warthog 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
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