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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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