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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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