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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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