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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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