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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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