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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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