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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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