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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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