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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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