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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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