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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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