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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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