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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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