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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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